send me a pairing and a number and i’ll write you a drabble

alwaysbellamyblake:

  1. “Come over here and make me.”
  2. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
  3. “Please, don’t leave.”
  4. “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
  5. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
  6. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
  7. “I almost lost you.”
  8. “Wanna bet?”
  9. “Don’t you ever do that again!”
  10. “Teach me how to play?”
  11. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
  12. “I think we need to talk.”
  13. “Kiss me.”
  14. “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
  15. “So, I found this waterfall…”
  16. “It could be worse.”
  17. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
  18. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
  19. “The paint’s supposed to go where?”
  20. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
  21. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
  22. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
  23. “Just once.”
  24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
  25. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
  26. “I got you a present.”
  27. “I’m pregnant.”
  28. “Marry me?”
  29. “I thought you were dead.”
  30. “It’s not what it looks like…”
  31. “You lied to me.”
  32. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
  33. “Please don’t do this.”
  34. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
  35. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
  36. “I wish I could hate you.”
  37. “Wanna dance?”
  38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
  39. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
  40. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
  41. “You did all of this for me?”
  42. “I swear it was an accident.”
  43. “YOU DID WHAT?!”
  44. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
  45. “Tell me a secret.”
  46. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
  47. “No one needs to know.”
  48. “Boo.”
  49. “Well this is awkward…”
  50. Writer’s preference

(via spaceguylewis)

spelledslots:

rthko:

Director’s cut? I’m just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.

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(via exponentialequations)

faffreux:

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WELL THAT’S JUST BEAUTIFUL

(via exponentialequations)

hearty-an0n:

hearty-an0n:

“hes just a guy!!!!” fortunately, i like guys

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no actually, im stronger than you and everything i do is fortunate for me

(via exponentialequations)

senatortedcruz:

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

(via tybaltsjuliet)

millenianthemums:

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.

(via exponentialequations)

littleguysdaily:
“classychassiss:
“gayocats:
“unknown1
”
crying. why do they look like this
” ”

littleguysdaily:

classychassiss:

gayocats:

unknown1

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crying. why do they look like this

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(via exponentialequations)

snuffes:

snuffes:

i’ve set up a little tray filled with water on a towel for Cat Enrichment. in the water are two plastic bottle caps filled with floating treats. wasabi WILL not touch wet and she WILL do anything for treats and she IS conflicted. she’s circled it for 20 minutes and almost touched the water twice but no further attempts have been made

this is a developing story

update: i slipped on the tray and hit my head

(via exponentialequations)

tummyacheworld:

Fucked up that we got monday tomorrow

(via exponentialequations)

myjetpack:
“My cartoon for yesterday’s @Guardian books.
P.S. you can order my books of cartoons here: https://tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
”

myjetpack:

My cartoon for yesterday’s @Guardian books.

P.S. you can order my books of cartoons here: https://tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

(via neil-gaiman)

the-oddest-inkling:

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

(via exponentialequations)